MS-13: Some Kind of Charitable Organization, I Guess

Bringing a little bit of El Salvador to America

Salvadoran Illegal Alien Jose Alvarenga is an active community organizer (MS-13), an entrepreneur (illegal drug sales), an avid collector (of stolen goods) and our Illegal Alien of the Day. Alvarenga, unlike his 3-times-deported partner-in-crime Jose Abrego Galdamez, has never been forced from our country. And since he’s being transferred to ICE shortly, he probably won’t be! Regardless of whether he’s returned to the milk-and-honey land of El Salvador, I have a feeling that he’ll make his presence known again in our country very soon! Hola, thanks, and congratualtions, Señor Alvarenga!

California Gang Member Arrested Friday is Key Player in Pogonip Area Drug Trade

Man of Six Faces

Could this be Eric Alberto Matos Matos?

Who is Eric Alberto Matos Matos? Is he the elderly man who runs the Chinese apothecary? The little girl enjoying a sundae? Perhaps he’s that fireman fighting to save a hospital from deadly flames? Or a nurse from Camden, NJ? Eric Alberto Matos Matos could be all these things… it simply depends upon what Social Security Number he’s acquired for use. Mr. Matos, you see is not only today’s Illegal Alien, but also “The Man of Six Faces!”

A visitor from the Dominican Republic, Eric is truly a Renaissance Alien, dabbling in drug dealing, bribery, fraud and a number of other felonious endeavors. But he receives his clever nickname for the six driver’s licenses he had… all with his face but none with his name. He’s almost like a secret agent, except without the clever disguises. I’ll bet his rusty Ford pickup truck had rotating license plates.

Anyway, here’s to you, Eric Alberto Matos Matos! Congratulations, and keep on keepin’ on, wherever — and whoever — you may be at a given point in time!

Suspect in Fraud Case Had Six Aliases

Por Que?

???

Despite multiple fake Social Security cards and residency papers, and the sexual assault he committed upon a drunk female acquaintance, Cresenciano Lopez-Nava still doesn’t understand why the police arrested him…

“Through an interpreter, Lopez-Nava said he didn’t understand why he’d been charged.”

Well, Señor Lopez-Nava, you might not understand your arrest, but surely you know why you’re our IAotD! Your illegal residency here, your talent for forgery, your lack of english language skills, your gross imposition upon an impaired woman and your total obliviousness to those things called “laws” put you out in front of the pack today! “Hola,” and congratulations!

Illegal Alien Gets 3 Years for Sexual Assault