"Check it! I'm in da playoffs, boyeeee! Tequila fresh, yo! Peace out!"
While the concept of a “Hail Mary” play is not unheard of in the Sport of Drunk Driving, it is rarely accomplished with such panache as that shown by Illegal Alien Hernandez Donaciano! After a dismal night’s performance on the field (0 hits, 0 hit-and-runs, 0 fatalities), Señor Donaciano was heading home-ish when opportunity struck! Or rather, Hernandez struck… three parked police cars! Wowzer!
Yes, this daring chap threw caution to the wind and took his opportunity for fame by plowing right into a flock of patrol cars! Unfortunately for Hernandez, his gambit did not pay off, as no one was killed or injured. But, boy! What a play!
Is this season great or what?
Congratulations and thank you, Hernandez Donaciano! You’re our Illegal Alien of the Day and have advanced two places on the leader board! Keep up that imbibing-and-colliding once you’re released!
Illegal Alien of the Day! 