They Can’t Prove He’s Not 17

Illegal Alien Mario P. Perez of Murfreesboro, Tennessee (or Mexico, depending) is the latest Dream Dater to be persecuted by our inflexible, intolerant, insensitive System. Once again, the legalese flies: it’s “rape” this and “aggravated sexual battery” that. Total gibberish.

When will we learn to respect the rights of Illegals to date according to their custom? How long must these tragedies continue? How many rhetorical questions is too many?

Way to go, Señor Perez! You’re our Illegal Alien of the Day! (You can pick up your plaque at our offices on Tuesday.)

Immigrant charged with rape of 8-year-old girl