Someday his prints will come (back from the Ecuadoran authorities)
Ricardo Velasquez has what you might call “a way with the ladies.” Sadly, in our priggish, culturally-discriminatory justice system it’s more commonly known as “rape” and “first-degree sex offense on a child.”
Yes, Ecuadoran citizen Velasquez, like so many, many other Illegals loves him some little girls, he does! In this instance, he treated two sweet little cherubs of 7 and 8 years of age to a Double Dream Date! It must have been like something out of “Cinderella,” but probably with more crying and moments where you want to cover your eyes with your hands. How magical!
So here’s to you, Ricardo Velasquez! You’re our Illegal Alien of the Day! You might have been a good player in the Official Sport of Illegals (having three prior DWI convictions), but we think you’ve really found your forté with this! All hail Double-Dream-Dating Prince Ricardo!
Illegal Alien of the Day! 