Stick out your can. Marco's on the way.
He… a previously-deported Illegal Immigrant with a history of drug convictions driving a garbage truck.
She …A bicycle-riding 22-year-old American girl.
They meet on a street corner in Washington, DC… and sparks fly.
And rubber. And blood. And bits of bike and skin. And hair. Hair flies, too.
Now two years later, Marco Fuentes Flores is finally under arrest for killing velocipede-rider Alice Swanson, and it was a TV news story of the crime that broke the case, according to ICE:
“That news story gave us the information we needed to arrest this convicted criminal alien,” said Henry Lucero, director of ICE’s DC and Virginia Field Office for Enforcement and Removal.
Wow! Glad WUSA-TV was on the case or ICE would have been hamstrung! How ever would they find an angle on which to arrest a previously deported drug-smuggler who was in the country illegally, driving a truck without a legal license and who just squished a girl on a bike? He’s above the law! Untouchable! There’s no information on which to arrest him!
Well, except for all that evidence and stuff that the TV news was somehow able to find.
Oh, and did I mention Señor Flores was still employed and still driving the garbage truck when ICE picked him up? (I sense some Helpful Americans behind the scenes!)
Anyway, without further adieu, Marco Fuentes Flores: you’re our Illegal Alien of the Day! Please write from jail to let us know if you were drunk when you killed that kid… we can’t get you bracketed in the Official Sport of Illegals if you weren’t drunk.
Illegal Alien of the Day! 