Sort Of Like Princess Di

Either played too much or too little Grand Theft Auto

Roberto Saldivar Perez did not want to get deported again. So, when he saw the “rollers” in his rear-view, he put the pedal to the metal! Screeech! A high-speed chase through the streets of La Joya! Vroom! Running stop signs! Zoom! His sweet Lincoln Town Car roared along at speeds approaching 100 miles an hour, La Policia in hot pursuit! Then he crashed and died. The end.

According to the article, Roberto fled simply because he “had no intention of getting deported again.”

Well lucky you, Señor Perez! There will be no bus ride back to Reynosa this time! Looks like your daring plan worked! And, on top of discovering such a clever way to elude the clutches of ICE, you’re also our Illegal Alien of the Day! Adios, and congratulations, Roberto! Glad you didn’t accidentally take someone with you!

Undocumented immigrant killed when police chase ends with crash

[And how about that title? Interesting choice of words. “Undocumented” and “killed” as opposed to “illegal” and “kills self”. It’s so PC and gentle. You know, it’s just that kind of friendly, helpful attitude that keeps quality Illegals like Roberto coming to the US. Thank you, American journalists!]