DUI with flair!
If there is one thing at which Illegals truly excel, it would have to be Driving Under the Influence. I could easily have called this site “Illegal Alien Drunk Driver of the Day,” that’s how far they have advanced in the field of drinking and driving. You see, being a happy, celebratory lot, Illegals are often feeling the effects of an intoxicant. IAotD Juan Quintero, for example, was under the influence of alcohol when the stolen car he was driving without a license careened into a bus full of children, flipped into the air, and landed on top of Zachary Yates’ car, killing him (Yates that is, not Quintero). So, Congratulations and “hola” Señor Quintero! I’m giving you major points for style!
Illegal Alien of the Day! 